The Haunting Poetry of Lady Gaga

A brilliant new voice has descended on the U.S. music/poetry/political scenes, and she goes by the name of Lady Gaga.  Words cannot properly capture her essence, but Lady Gaga can probably best be described as a combination of Bob Dylan, Maya Angelou and (a young) Madonna, but more ethereal.  Not content with just the narcissistic rewards of material wealth and worldwide fame, the Lady also uses her music as a political platform for important and pressing social issues.  A philanthropist and world traveler by nature, her concerns and passions are not bound by the geographical limits of her homeland – she has a truly global perspective.  It is likely that, when the epitaph is finally written on her long and distinguished career, her ice-encrusted sunglass-wearing visage will be carved into the Mt. Rushmore of socially-conscious singer/songwriters (with Lennon, Dylan and Kris Kristofferson).  Also, she generally eschews wearing pants.

As an example, consider her crusade against the genocide in Darfur.  Political commentary will rarely be as haunting as that of “Just Dance.”  Consider the lyrics below:

“I’ve had a little bit too much

All of the people start to rush

Start to rush by

A dizzy twister dance

Can’t find my drink or man.

Where are my keys, I lost my phone”

The protagonist in “Just Dance” is a poignant metaphor for a displaced Baggara nomad, continuously jostled and on the move to find water for his livestock.  Her eloquence here neatly captures the oxymoronic claustrophibia (and looming violence) felt by the nomads who are essentially trapped in wide open arid spaces.

Lady Gaga, understanding the complex nature of the social topics she addresses, rarely lays out a full plan of action.  Instead, she prefers to initially suggest a broad approach to a solution.  To wit:

“Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.

How’d I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out, right

Control your poison babe

Roses have thorns they say

And we’re all gettin’ hosed tonight”

Here, she almost literally suggests that the Sudanese military, the Janjaweed and the rebel fighters take a moment to silently reflect on the situation from their enemies perspective, with strong consideration given to the significant collateral damage to be suffered by all sides.  Ultimately, Gaga uses thinly veiled sarcasm to suggest that, barring compromise from the warring parties, a continued lack of strong intervention by the UN will result in perpetual revolution of the carousel of war.

“Just dance. Gonna be okay


Just dance. Spin that record babe


Just dance. Gonna be okay


Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance.”

Disclaimer: I never said she was hot

Disclaimer: I never said she was hot

Lady Gaga’s song “Poker Face,” hit #1 in 20 countries – largely due to its powerful stance on global warming.  Not since “Fergalicious” have I been so moved.  In an inspired bit of songwriting, Gaga initially sings from the perspective of our planet itself:

“Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,

I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got”

She brilliantly employs foreshadowing to suggest the sad outcome of our worldwide collective disinterest in excess anthropogenic greenhouse gas production.

“I won’t tell you that I love you

Kiss or hug you

Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin

I’m not lying I’m just stunnin’ with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino

Take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

Check this hand cause I’m marvelous”

Here, Gaga ingeniously embraces simile, shifting to the perspective of the Kyoto Protocol and strongly implying that the long-term economic benefits of adoption will vastly outweigh the up-front costs of implementation.  The immense popularity of this song, and its robust political commentary, has led the Obama administration to strongly reconsider both Kyoto Protocol adoption and the U.S. approach to the December 2009 Copenhagen summit.

Lady Gaga, we at Wasted Potentialz salute your dedication and hope your Anti-Pants Protocol also becomes a worldwide standard.


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  1. #1 by tom alm on September 15th, 2009 - 1:09 am

    Ok..Lemme tell you……people arn’t listening to this bc of the global warming message in it. I doubt most people even know that is what the song is about. It is soooo huge bc it’s catchy….mahmahmahmah po pokerface!

  2. #2 by danappaloupe on September 15th, 2009 - 3:24 am

    Thanks, now can you tell me what the fuck a Holla Back Girl is?

  3. #3 by slip on February 8th, 2010 - 2:11 pm

    this is slow

  4. #4 by chilly17 on February 9th, 2010 - 10:02 am

    Will work on speeding up. Wait, what?

  5. #5 by alyssa on February 22nd, 2010 - 7:27 pm

    dear person,
    you’re a fucking ra-tard. Poker face is about sexuality. RESEARCH LADY GAGA MORE DUMBASS.

  6. #6 by chilly17 on February 22nd, 2010 - 10:01 pm

    Sexuality? Really? I guess one could interpret it that way. Thanks for the heads up.

  7. #7 by corinne on March 23rd, 2010 - 10:35 pm

    Dear Alyssa,
    Obvioulsy sarcasm is completely lost on you.

  8. #8 by chilly17 on March 24th, 2010 - 12:07 am

    “Sarchasm” – that’s fantastic, Corinne. All caps also a nice touch to match A-bomb’s style. Nice.

  9. #9 by Anonymous on April 17th, 2010 - 9:11 am

    Ok, this makes no sense whatsoever. Lady gaga has no in depth meaning, no secrets in her songs, it’s all what it says it means. If you want songs that might actually have meaning, go for lower key stuff less complete bs.

  10. #10 by Week End on March 4th, 2011 - 2:09 am

    This was hilarious! Good fucking article.

  11. #11 by Week End on March 4th, 2011 - 2:10 am

    Wait. How did I find this article again?

  12. #12 by chilly17 on March 4th, 2011 - 1:49 pm

    I think you just typed “good fucking article” in google

  13. #13 by naheem on November 30th, 2011 - 11:33 am

    very clever!

  14. #14 by chilly17 on December 1st, 2011 - 2:56 am

    Thanks, Naheem, you are too kind!

  15. #15 by Pumpkins on January 1st, 2012 - 10:05 pm

    This definitely isn’t serious is it?
    God i hope not

  16. #16 by chilly17 on January 8th, 2012 - 1:32 pm

    Exhaustively researched and verified, yes.

  17. #17 by Suite-toothe on December 26th, 2012 - 2:29 pm

    I haven’t been this moved since the first time I heard “my humps”. It should replace “star spangled banner” as our national anthem…

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