I get a lot of questions about this website, but the biggest mystery to new readers is: who/what is top poster dicksukha#1? Mystery resolved: the name/avatar dicksukha#1 is an homage to this person. This is questionably safe for work – cartoonish tattoo nudity (with apparent happy ending) is involved, as well as poor use of the number sign convention. While our poster is not completely true to the stylistic spelling of the original (who I suspect does not have regular internet access and is thus unlikely to post here regularly), he does capture her/(his?) spirit as well as her/his lifelong interest in hockey. So if your work (or spouse?) is opposed to cartoonish tattoo nudity, hold off. But it is, without question, hilarious. And spiky. So I recommend clicking if you need like a 30-second-minimum improvement to your day.
This photo leads to a lot of other questions, obviously. Who was Jerry? Was the need to obscure the original, ill-fated breast tattoo so great that she (he?) had to get anatomical over THE CENTER OF HER (HIS?) CHEST? Who’s 2#dicksucka? Was this a legitimate contest? Who sanctioned it? Was it an NCAA event? Was there an option of a trophy or medal instead of a large center-of-the-chest tattoo? Assuming this is a lady, how does the tat affect her ability to wear a low cut cocktail dress to an important social event? (Obviously such strong credentials could boost social standing as well) There are tons of questions, these are only the tip – which would still be visible wearing most non-puritan clothing…
1#DS, I salute you. Also – how was this contest scored? I assume an international panel of judges? Seems like a very subjective sport….
Real post coming Thursday, couldn’t let this wait though – too topical,
Chilly17, some wasted potential here
#1 by Dicksukha#1 on June 18th, 2009 - 10:37 am
Chilly, well said. I tend to think that the personification of DS#1 represents more of a journey, an id, a struggle against societal norms than a mere person. DS#1 is an element of hope that lives within all of us, waiting to get out and find one “category” within the human existence in which we are all number one. DS#1 is akin to the plotline in the epic ’90s movie Good Will Hunting, where a troubled youth from Southey overcomes his own past to unlock the secrets of the academic world (and himself in the process) with a middle aged counsellor attempting to come to grips with his own life. Much like the purpose of this blog, where we are mere “posters” attempt to sup in the body of “academic/ southern sociological” “knowledge” that exists within Chilly, while you, conversely, come to grips with (a) your lust for mexican food 2-3x per day (b) your love of the powder blue “southern fried” t-shirt as acceptable formal wear and (c) your recurring dream that you are an offensive lineman for the San Francisco 49ers, despite the fact that you have no connection with Northern California.
On another note, can I take this opportunity to inform everyone that Saturday, June 27th is the NHL draft, where Brian “the big irishman” Burke and Cliff “the silver fox” Fletcher will attempt again to ressurrect the once great Toronto Maple Leafs dynasty. Current talk is Kaberle, #7 pick, and Stralman for Dubinsky, Staal and Redden. Don’t do it gents… Doobie (god bless his soul) is too small, Redden is a bitch and I question Staal as being a long-term top 4 defenseman.
#2 by chilly17 on June 18th, 2009 - 11:48 am
The NHL draft is coming up? Man, I haven’t even read any of the mocks yet! Gotta get busy…