The Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

The Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

Hermes baseball and glove.  $8500.  Can’t imagine it offers better performance than the Mizuno gear that the pros wear.  Can’t imagine that the casual baseball player is actually going to sport this in beer league.  Can’t imagine that any guests would look at this on your mantle and go “sweet glove, bro, what’s it worth, like $10,000?”  If one wants to impress people, a stack of 85 $100 dollar bills would do the trick just as well.  Or, actually, just add another 15 bills and then you’d have a banded stack of hundos.  Your friends would be more impressed with the fact that you have $10k liquid just laying around on your mantle.

The $4,800 Louis Vuitton frogskin condoms are also probably not a wise purchase.


2 thoughts on “The Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

  1. You wish you were still making mad buckets o’ loot so you could buy this, don’t you chilly? Put your haterade on ice, cuz I just bought one with my fatty bonus check from a TARP bank. Boo yah! I’m gonna bring it with me to Bungalow 8 tomorrow night. If you can afford the cover to get in, I’ll let you look at it. Then I’ll steal your girlfriend. Cuz I’m nice like that.

  2. I think they’ll waive the cover if I say I know the guy with the Hermes baseball glove. If you’re a real baller, you’ll buy one for each hand and wear them everywhere you go.

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