Hermes baseball and glove. $8500. Can’t imagine it offers better performance than the Mizuno gear that the pros wear. Can’t imagine that the casual baseball player is actually going to sport this in beer league. Can’t imagine that any guests would look at this on your mantle and go “sweet glove, bro, what’s it worth, like $10,000?” If one wants to impress people, a stack of 85 $100 dollar bills would do the trick just as well. Or, actually, just add another 15 bills and then you’d have a banded stack of hundos. Your friends would be more impressed with the fact that you have $10k liquid just laying around on your mantle.
The $4,800 Louis Vuitton frogskin condoms are also probably not a wise purchase.