I Am Now A Professional Writer

I Am Now A Professional Writer



Last week was a tremendous week, chock full of accomplishments.  Allow me to list a few highlights: 1) Rolled a 220 in Wii Bowling, crushing everyone in my path (one open frame); 2) Despite swearing to stay away from nosebleed tech earnings, made a low-risk, low-reward play on Apple literally one minute before the close on Tuesday, which resulted in a no-worry, immediate $500 (or, as I like to think about things, 30 jugs of Yellow Tail), and most importantly; 3) Somebody actually bought something via the Amazon link to the right!  That rung me up for a sweet $11 – more than the webhosting costs, so I am a legitimate, no-shit professional writer now.  People who call me “unemployed” can officially suck it.

Of course, this news changes a lot of things for me….I suppose I will have to start smoking…and definitely need a new living arrangement where I can have a desk with a typewriter by a ceiling-to-floor window, preferably by the ocean…will have to buy a lot more tweed…probably have to step up the drinking a few notches, maybe replace the wine with scotch…should also participate in a few brawls….will undoubtedly have to spend more time alone at bars, aiding strangers with cryptic, allusion-laden monologues (as I stare through the bottom of my glass)…do I have enough turtlenecks?….

Lots for me to do.  Anyhoo, I’m hoping this week will be as phenomenal as last.  Really the only even moderately negative thing that happened to me last week was the metamorphosis of the blister-on-blister area of my foot into a silver dollar-sized hole in my foot.  Technically, I guess that happened this week since it was during my Saturday eight-miler – you know you had a pretty good week when you are struggling to thing of anything shitty that happened during that seven day period.  There was that one day when I got to Dos Toros at 11:45 and there was already a seven-deep line, so I guess that was sub-optimal.

Am also pondering having a little contest to make things interesting around here.  My first contest was apparently a little too difficult; hardly anybody even showed up in the Bahamas – only like three people even made the effort.  This will be different, the prize will probably be an iPad to the person who helps spread the word about the site the best.  This will allow me to experience the joy of buying a cool toy without suffering the guilt of never really using it.  I’m still conceptualizing the idea; now that I’m a professional writer, I have considerably less time on my hands.  I have to spend at least 30-45 minutes flipping through a thesaurus every day now, to better impress those lucky enough to be in my company.  (At least for the morons who aren’t impressed by rolling a 220 in Wii bowling.  220!  Turkey-Time!)

I predict there will be real posts on Tuesday and Thursday this week.  Until then, let the smell of literary success sink in.


Later,

Chilly17

190 thoughts on “I Am Now A Professional Writer

  1. Glad you have been propelled into pro status Chilly.

    Amazon has surprisingly good deals on stuff I don’t really need but think I do.

    Unrelated drinking note – have you tried firefly vodka? Seems to the all the rage down South here. Does firefly get a Chilly seal of approval so I can run out and stock up on it?

  2. Saved By The Bell: The Entire Series box set, Origami for Dummies and several Snuggies. Somebody’s gonna have a big summer.

  3. The contest sounds fun. I’m looking forward to knowing the rules so that I can start prank calling CNN and blurting out “Wastedpotentialz.com”

  4. You can do that now – just make sure it’s only when they’re talking about either GS or Apple…oh wait, those are the only two topics they ever talk about – oh, CNN? Throw Kate Gosselin in there then, too.

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    you will never have enough customers and this means you won’t be making
    enough money. A customer is injured while using a product
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    is user friendly.

  23. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users to click on the advertisement.
    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going
    to develop “bad credit. Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

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  25. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area, and try to draw customers in. When job offers do come and I’ll admit, some companies may fear hiring you because they fear a former owner being an employee, negotiate the best salary you can along with the best benefits you can for you and your
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    in the medium-to-long term. Further, amount of loan must be need-based,
    subject to ceiling of Rs 25,000 per borrower for purchase of machinery or equipment etc, and meeting working capital requirement
    of one operating cycle. A customer is injured while using a product you
    sold and files a claim for indemnity.

  27. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your
    area, and try to draw customers in. With good habit and savings, you can be
    assured of having enough to start your own business.
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    able to also increase your income.

  28. Tax law about businesses in the USA is ever changing.

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  29. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.
    As with everything else, it is only the mindset of the entrepreneur that
    dictates the success and failure of a company. When travelling, for instance,
    it would be possible to login to your accounting database
    and enter transactions on the road.

  30. The equipment itself is not really particularly expensive these times, so leasing can cost considerably
    more in the medium-to-long term. As with everything else,
    it is only the mindset of the entrepreneur that dictates the success and failure of a company.
    Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

  31. Starting a small business with no money may sound impossible but there are ways to kick off a very profitable business without ever spending a single dime of your own money.
    Make the process pain-free with debt collection software for a small business that automates this tedious process and adds
    to your company’s bottom line. Two: Increase in income – When you are able to
    increase your traffic to the business, you will easily be able to also increase your income.

  32. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment
    and training. Further, amount of loan must be need-based, subject
    to ceiling of Rs 25,000 per borrower for purchase
    of machinery or equipment etc, and meeting working capital requirement of one operating cycle.
    For clients, you can target neighborhoods,
    communities or even companies.

  33. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice
    Internet users to click on the advertisement. With good habit
    and savings, you can be assured of having enough to start your own business.
    What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it must be valuable.

  34. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.
    With good habit and savings, you can be assured of having enough to
    start your own business. A customer is injured while using a product you sold and files a claim for indemnity.

  35. The equipment itself is not really particularly expensive these times, so leasing can cost considerably
    more in the medium-to-long term. Make the process pain-free with debt collection software for a small
    business that automates this tedious process and adds to
    your company’s bottom line. When travelling, for instance, it would
    be possible to login to your accounting database and enter transactions on the road.

  36. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area, and try to draw customers in. Make the process pain-free with debt collection software for
    a small business that automates this tedious process and adds to your company’s bottom line.
    What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it must be valuable.

  37. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.

    Without enough traffic, you will never have enough customers and this means you won’t be making enough money.
    Always choose a new account, and look for a specialized bank whenever
    possible.

  38. Tax law about businesses in the USA is ever changing. A lot of people have small business ideas that they often fail
    to put into practice either because they lack the money to make an investment or because
    the fear to lose everything. For clients, you can target neighborhoods,
    communities or even companies.

  39. Tax law about businesses in the USA is ever changing. You can know all the ins and
    outs of business and can run a restaurant without fail; but would you
    know the first thing about installing the kitchen grills.

    Typically, this works well if we are involved in a
    solid networking and we reciprocate, by referring clients to those other businesses.

  40. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users to click on the advertisement.

    Make the process pain-free with debt collection software for a small business that automates this tedious process and adds to
    your company’s bottom line. Selling the same things, to the
    same market, in the same way.

  41. Or, perhaps you’re one of those students who desires a challenge,
    or even a good addition to your résumé for Grad school.
    Further, amount of loan must be need-based, subject to ceiling of Rs 25,000 per borrower
    for purchase of machinery or equipment etc, and meeting working capital requirement of one operating cycle.
    Two: Increase in income – When you are able to increase your traffic to the business, you will easily be able to also increase your income.

  42. Look into their years of experience in managing small business accounts so that you can get professional advice on various financial matters.

    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going to develop “bad credit. Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

  43. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.

    With good habit and savings, you can be assured of having enough to start your own business.

    Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big
    budgeted communication service.

  44. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of
    the most. If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going to develop “bad credit. Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

  45. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area,
    and try to draw customers in. When job offers do come
    and I’ll admit, some companies may fear hiring you because they fear a
    former owner being an employee, negotiate the best salary you can along with the best benefits you can for
    you and your family. Two: Increase in income – When you are able to increase
    your traffic to the business, you will easily be
    able to also increase your income.

  46. Or, perhaps you’re one of those students who desires a
    challenge, or even a good addition to your résumé for Grad school.
    With good habit and savings, you can be assured of having enough to start your own business.
    What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it must be valuable.

  47. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which
    entice Internet users to click on the advertisement.

    With good habit and savings, you can be assured
    of having enough to start your own business. Selling the same
    things, to the same market, in the same way.

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