I Am Now A Professional Writer

I Am Now A Professional Writer



Last week was a tremendous week, chock full of accomplishments.  Allow me to list a few highlights: 1) Rolled a 220 in Wii Bowling, crushing everyone in my path (one open frame); 2) Despite swearing to stay away from nosebleed tech earnings, made a low-risk, low-reward play on Apple literally one minute before the close on Tuesday, which resulted in a no-worry, immediate $500 (or, as I like to think about things, 30 jugs of Yellow Tail), and most importantly; 3) Somebody actually bought something via the Amazon link to the right!  That rung me up for a sweet $11 – more than the webhosting costs, so I am a legitimate, no-shit professional writer now.  People who call me “unemployed” can officially suck it.

Of course, this news changes a lot of things for me….I suppose I will have to start smoking…and definitely need a new living arrangement where I can have a desk with a typewriter by a ceiling-to-floor window, preferably by the ocean…will have to buy a lot more tweed…probably have to step up the drinking a few notches, maybe replace the wine with scotch…should also participate in a few brawls….will undoubtedly have to spend more time alone at bars, aiding strangers with cryptic, allusion-laden monologues (as I stare through the bottom of my glass)…do I have enough turtlenecks?….

Lots for me to do.  Anyhoo, I’m hoping this week will be as phenomenal as last.  Really the only even moderately negative thing that happened to me last week was the metamorphosis of the blister-on-blister area of my foot into a silver dollar-sized hole in my foot.  Technically, I guess that happened this week since it was during my Saturday eight-miler – you know you had a pretty good week when you are struggling to thing of anything shitty that happened during that seven day period.  There was that one day when I got to Dos Toros at 11:45 and there was already a seven-deep line, so I guess that was sub-optimal.

Am also pondering having a little contest to make things interesting around here.  My first contest was apparently a little too difficult; hardly anybody even showed up in the Bahamas – only like three people even made the effort.  This will be different, the prize will probably be an iPad to the person who helps spread the word about the site the best.  This will allow me to experience the joy of buying a cool toy without suffering the guilt of never really using it.  I’m still conceptualizing the idea; now that I’m a professional writer, I have considerably less time on my hands.  I have to spend at least 30-45 minutes flipping through a thesaurus every day now, to better impress those lucky enough to be in my company.  (At least for the morons who aren’t impressed by rolling a 220 in Wii bowling.  220!  Turkey-Time!)

I predict there will be real posts on Tuesday and Thursday this week.  Until then, let the smell of literary success sink in.


Later,

Chilly17

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    of the entrepreneur that dictates the success and failure of a company.
    A customer is injured while using a product you sold and files a claim for indemnity.

  34. Or, perhaps you’re one of those students who desires a challenge,
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    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going
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    Without enough traffic, you will never have enough customers and this means you won’t be making enough money.

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  37. Or, perhaps you’re one of those students who desires
    a challenge, or even a good addition to your résumé for Grad school.
    Further, amount of loan must be need-based, subject to ceiling of Rs 25,000
    per borrower for purchase of machinery or equipment
    etc, and meeting working capital requirement of one operating cycle.
    For clients, you can target neighborhoods, communities or even companies.

  38. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.
    Without enough traffic, you will never have enough customers and this means you won’t be making enough money.
    Before you do this, examine the publication online to ensure that its website is user friendly.

  39. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area, and try to draw
    customers in. If, on the other hand, you are not successful
    in paying your loans back, you are going to develop “bad credit. Typically, this works well if we are involved in a solid networking and we reciprocate, by referring clients to those other businesses.

  40. Tax law about businesses in the USA is ever changing. With good habit and savings, you can be assured of having enough to start your own business.

    Selling the same things, to the same market, in the same way.

  41. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users to click on the advertisement.
    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going to develop “bad credit. Two: Increase in income – When you are able to increase your traffic to the business, you will easily be able to also increase your income.

  42. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users
    to click on the advertisement. Further, amount of loan must
    be need-based, subject to ceiling of Rs 25,000 per borrower for purchase of machinery or equipment etc,
    and meeting working capital requirement of one operating cycle.

    What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it
    must be valuable.

  43. The following are the benefits that you have to be
    aware of the most. Make the process pain-free with debt collection software for a small business that
    automates this tedious process and adds to your company’s bottom line.

    Before you do this, examine the publication online to ensure that its website is user friendly.

  44. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users
    to click on the advertisement. Further, amount of loan must
    be need-based, subject to ceiling of Rs 25,000 per borrower for purchase of machinery or equipment etc, and meeting working capital requirement of one operating cycle.
    Typically, this works well if we are involved in a solid networking and we reciprocate, by referring clients to those other businesses.

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  46. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.

    Make the process pain-free with debt collection software for a small business that automates this tedious process and adds to your
    company’s bottom line. Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big
    budgeted communication service.

  47. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the most.
    Make the process pain-free with debt collection software
    for a small business that automates this tedious process and adds to your company’s bottom
    line. What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it must be valuable.

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