I Am Now A Professional Writer

I Am Now A Professional Writer



Last week was a tremendous week, chock full of accomplishments.  Allow me to list a few highlights: 1) Rolled a 220 in Wii Bowling, crushing everyone in my path (one open frame); 2) Despite swearing to stay away from nosebleed tech earnings, made a low-risk, low-reward play on Apple literally one minute before the close on Tuesday, which resulted in a no-worry, immediate $500 (or, as I like to think about things, 30 jugs of Yellow Tail), and most importantly; 3) Somebody actually bought something via the Amazon link to the right!  That rung me up for a sweet $11 – more than the webhosting costs, so I am a legitimate, no-shit professional writer now.  People who call me “unemployed” can officially suck it.

Of course, this news changes a lot of things for me….I suppose I will have to start smoking…and definitely need a new living arrangement where I can have a desk with a typewriter by a ceiling-to-floor window, preferably by the ocean…will have to buy a lot more tweed…probably have to step up the drinking a few notches, maybe replace the wine with scotch…should also participate in a few brawls….will undoubtedly have to spend more time alone at bars, aiding strangers with cryptic, allusion-laden monologues (as I stare through the bottom of my glass)…do I have enough turtlenecks?….

Lots for me to do.  Anyhoo, I’m hoping this week will be as phenomenal as last.  Really the only even moderately negative thing that happened to me last week was the metamorphosis of the blister-on-blister area of my foot into a silver dollar-sized hole in my foot.  Technically, I guess that happened this week since it was during my Saturday eight-miler – you know you had a pretty good week when you are struggling to thing of anything shitty that happened during that seven day period.  There was that one day when I got to Dos Toros at 11:45 and there was already a seven-deep line, so I guess that was sub-optimal.

Am also pondering having a little contest to make things interesting around here.  My first contest was apparently a little too difficult; hardly anybody even showed up in the Bahamas – only like three people even made the effort.  This will be different, the prize will probably be an iPad to the person who helps spread the word about the site the best.  This will allow me to experience the joy of buying a cool toy without suffering the guilt of never really using it.  I’m still conceptualizing the idea; now that I’m a professional writer, I have considerably less time on my hands.  I have to spend at least 30-45 minutes flipping through a thesaurus every day now, to better impress those lucky enough to be in my company.  (At least for the morons who aren’t impressed by rolling a 220 in Wii bowling.  220!  Turkey-Time!)

I predict there will be real posts on Tuesday and Thursday this week.  Until then, let the smell of literary success sink in.


Later,

Chilly17

190 thoughts on “I Am Now A Professional Writer

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  2. Tax law about businesses in the USA is ever changing.
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  3. Or, perhaps you’re one of those students who desires a challenge, or even a
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  4. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice
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    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going to develop
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  5. Or, perhaps you’re one of those students who desires a challenge, or even a good addition to your résumé for Grad school.
    You can know all the ins and outs of business and can run a restaurant without fail; but would you know the first thing about installing the kitchen grills.
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  6. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the most.
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  7. If you’re educated (or seeking an education)
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    Before you do this, examine the publication online to ensure that its website is user friendly.

  8. Look into their years of experience in managing small business accounts so that you can get
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    won’t be making enough money. A customer is injured while using a product you sold and files a
    claim for indemnity.

  9. Or, perhaps you’re one of those students who desires a challenge,
    or even a good addition to your résumé for Grad school.
    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you
    are going to develop “bad credit. For clients, you can target neighborhoods, communities or even companies.

  10. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area, and try to draw customers in. Platforms: Android, Blackberry, i – Phone, i – Pad, Windows Phone.
    Before you do this, examine the publication online to ensure
    that its website is user friendly.

  11. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet
    users to click on the advertisement. If, on the other hand, you
    are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going to
    develop “bad credit. Typically, this works well if we are involved in a solid networking and we reciprocate, by referring clients to those other businesses.

  12. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.
    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your
    loans back, you are going to develop “bad credit. Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

  13. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the
    most. As with everything else, it is only the mindset of the entrepreneur that dictates the success and failure of a company.
    Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

  14. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.
    Platforms: Android, Blackberry, i – Phone, i – Pad, Windows Phone.

    A customer is injured while using a product you sold and
    files a claim for indemnity.

  15. If you’re educated (or seeking an education) you will probably find a ton of
    opportunity in a small town. When job offers do come and
    I’ll admit, some companies may fear hiring you because they fear a former owner being an employee, negotiate the
    best salary you can along with the best benefits you can for you and
    your family. A customer is injured while using a product you sold and files a claim for indemnity.

  16. Look into their years of experience in managing small business
    accounts so that you can get professional advice on various financial
    matters. A lot of people have small business
    ideas that they often fail to put into practice either because they lack the money to make an investment or because the fear
    to lose everything. What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it
    must be valuable.

  17. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users to click on the advertisement.
    When job offers do come and I’ll admit, some companies may fear hiring
    you because they fear a former owner being an employee,
    negotiate the best salary you can along with the best
    benefits you can for you and your family. What you give away doesn’t have to
    be costly, but it must be valuable.

  18. Look into their years of experience in managing small business
    accounts so that you can get professional advice on various
    financial matters. When job offers do come and I’ll admit, some companies
    may fear hiring you because they fear a former owner being an employee, negotiate the best
    salary you can along with the best benefits you can for you and your family.
    Before you do this, examine the publication online to ensure that its website is user friendly.

  19. If you’re educated (or seeking an education) you will probably find a ton of opportunity in a
    small town. Further, amount of loan must be need-based, subject to ceiling of
    Rs 25,000 per borrower for purchase of machinery or equipment etc,
    and meeting working capital requirement of one operating cycle.

    Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

  20. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area,
    and try to draw customers in. A lot of people have small business ideas that they often fail to put
    into practice either because they lack the money to make an investment or
    because the fear to lose everything. Before you do this, examine the publication online to ensure that its website is user friendly.

  21. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area, and try to draw customers in. Platforms:
    Android, Blackberry, i – Phone, i – Pad, Windows Phone.
    Always choose a new account, and look for a specialized bank whenever possible.

  22. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which
    entice Internet users to click on the advertisement.
    Make the process pain-free with debt collection software for a small business
    that automates this tedious process and adds to your company’s bottom line.
    What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it must be valuable.

  23. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the most.
    When job offers do come and I’ll admit, some companies may fear hiring you because they
    fear a former owner being an employee, negotiate the best
    salary you can along with the best benefits you can for you and your family.
    What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it must be valuable.

  24. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users to click on the advertisement.
    Make the process pain-free with debt collection software
    for a small business that automates this tedious process and adds to your
    company’s bottom line. Typically, this works well
    if we are involved in a solid networking and we reciprocate, by referring clients to those other businesses.

  25. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the
    most. As with everything else, it is only the mindset of the entrepreneur that dictates the success and failure of
    a company. For clients, you can target neighborhoods, communities or even companies.

  26. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the most.

    With good habit and savings, you can be assured of having enough to start your own business.
    What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it must be
    valuable.

  27. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and
    training. You can know all the ins and outs of business and
    can run a restaurant without fail; but would you know the first thing about installing the kitchen grills.

    Typically, this works well if we are involved in a solid networking and we
    reciprocate, by referring clients to those other businesses.

  28. Look into their years of experience in managing small business accounts so that you can get
    professional advice on various financial matters.

    Make the process pain-free with debt collection software
    for a small business that automates this tedious
    process and adds to your company’s bottom line.
    Two: Increase in income – When you are able to increase your
    traffic to the business, you will easily be able to also increase your income.

  29. Tax law about businesses in the USA is ever changing.
    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going to develop “bad credit. For clients, you can target neighborhoods, communities or even companies.

  30. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the most.
    Platforms: Android, Blackberry, i – Phone, i – Pad, Windows Phone.
    What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it must be valuable.

  31. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area,
    and try to draw customers in. When job offers do
    come and I’ll admit, some companies may fear hiring you because they fear a former owner being an employee, negotiate the best salary you
    can along with the best benefits you can for you and your family.
    A customer is injured while using a product you sold and files a claim for indemnity.

  32. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which
    entice Internet users to click on the advertisement.
    With good habit and savings, you can be assured of having enough to start your
    own business. A customer is injured while using a product you sold and files a claim for indemnity.

  33. Or, perhaps you’re one of those students who desires a challenge,
    or even a good addition to your résumé for Grad school.
    With good habit and savings, you can be assured of having enough to start your own business.
    Before you do this, examine the publication online to ensure
    that its website is user friendly.

  34. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users
    to click on the advertisement. As with everything else, it is only the mindset of the entrepreneur that dictates
    the success and failure of a company. When travelling, for instance,
    it would be possible to login to your accounting database and enter transactions on the
    road.

  35. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the most.
    With good habit and savings, you can be assured of having enough to start your own business.
    Before you do this, examine the publication online
    to ensure that its website is user friendly.

  36. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.
    As with everything else, it is only the mindset of the entrepreneur that dictates the success and failure
    of a company. What you give away doesn’t have to be costly, but it must be valuable.

  37. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area, and try to draw customers in. As with everything else, it is only the mindset of the
    entrepreneur that dictates the success and failure of a company.
    Typically, this works well if we are involved in a solid networking and we reciprocate, by referring clients to those other businesses.

  38. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.

    As with everything else, it is only the mindset of the entrepreneur that dictates the
    success and failure of a company. Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

  39. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the most.
    Further, amount of loan must be need-based, subject to ceiling
    of Rs 25,000 per borrower for purchase of machinery or equipment etc, and meeting working capital requirement of one operating cycle.
    Before you do this, examine the publication online to ensure that its website is user
    friendly.

  40. Then send the postcard to all of the addresses in your area, and
    try to draw customers in. As with everything else, it is only the mindset of the entrepreneur that dictates the success and
    failure of a company. Selling the same things,
    to the same market, in the same way.

  41. Or, perhaps you’re one of those students who desires
    a challenge, or even a good addition to your résumé for Grad school.
    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going to develop “bad credit. Before you do this, examine the publication online to ensure that its website is user friendly.

  42. Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users
    to click on the advertisement. Without enough traffic, you will never
    have enough customers and this means you won’t be
    making enough money. For clients, you can target neighborhoods, communities or even companies.

  43. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.

    You can know all the ins and outs of business and can run a
    restaurant without fail; but would you know the first thing about
    installing the kitchen grills. Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

  44. Tax law about businesses in the USA is ever changing.
    If, on the other hand, you are not successful in paying your loans back, you are going to develop “bad credit. For clients, you can target neighborhoods, communities or even companies.

  45. Yet, there are grants that are made for equipment and training.
    Further, amount of loan must be need-based, subject to ceiling of Rs 25,000 per borrower for purchase of machinery or equipment
    etc, and meeting working capital requirement of one
    operating cycle. When travelling, for instance, it would be
    possible to login to your accounting database and enter transactions on the
    road.

  46. If you’re educated (or seeking an education) you will probably find a ton of opportunity in a small town. Further, amount of loan must be
    need-based, subject to ceiling of Rs 25,000 per borrower for purchase
    of machinery or equipment etc, and meeting working capital requirement of one operating cycle.
    When travelling, for instance, it would be possible to login to your accounting database and enter transactions on the road.

  47. If you’re educated (or seeking an education) you will probably find a ton of opportunity in a small
    town. Platforms: Android, Blackberry, i – Phone, i – Pad,
    Windows Phone. Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a
    small or big budgeted communication service.

  48. The following are the benefits that you have to be aware of the most.
    Platforms: Android, Blackberry, i – Phone, i – Pad, Windows Phone.
    Selling the same things, to the same market, in the same way.

  49. Look into their years of experience in managing small business accounts so
    that you can get professional advice on various financial matters.
    As with everything else, it is only the mindset of
    the entrepreneur that dictates the success and failure of a company.
    Two: Increase in income – When you are able to increase your traffic to
    the business, you will easily be able to also increase your income.

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