I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I’ve spent most of the last three weeks hanging out in the Southern United States – also known as God’s Country. And it appeared as if The Big Guy himself was going to step out of one of the ominous clouds that developed about 33 minutes after landing in Arkansas – family time is greatly enhanced by huddling together in a bathroom with a mattress over your heads. Not good times (and I’m pretty sure that wall cloud is the same one that went on to destroy a good chunk of the state of Alabama; I have tsunamis and tornadoes currently neck-and-neck in the “natural disasters I’d like to avoid” competition).
Since I haven’t actually written any new shit yet, I instead offer you this honey badger video. (If you don’t know what a honey badger is, let me assure you it isn’t just a sweeter version of an everyday badger. A more accurate name would be Lion-Testicle-Ripping Badger.)
Note: My reborn dedication to this site will soon dazzle and amaze you.