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The Top Five Songs That Give A Shout-out to Taco Bell

The Top Five Songs That Give A Shout-out to Taco Bell

Wordpress, you are seriously killing me with the spacing issues.

 

Am I working on a real post?  Yes.  Is it taking longer than I expected?  Yes.  Am I still f*cking pissed about the NFC Championship Game?  Yes.  Am I very pleased about the return of the beefy crunch burrito, despite the fact that I promised myself that in 2012 I would refrain from eating anything with nacho cheese as an ingredient (other than nachos, of course)?  Yes – I have long been an advocate of chips inside a burrito, but choosing Fritos over Doritos was beyond brilliant.  Let’s celebrate the return of the BCB with a look at the best some songs that reference The Bell (as I also contemplate a side-by-side comparison of the caloric/deliciousness/nauseau-avoidance characteristics of the current titans of the local dollar menu – the Beefy Crunch Burrito and the McDouble at McDonalds.)

 

The Top Five Songs That Happen To Mention Taco Bell (One of Which Is Beyond Terrible, so Like the Top Four (Really Three))

 

 

5.  “Cry Just A Little” – Bingo Players

 

Okay, technically they never mention Taco Bell, but there is some reference to Ibiza, which I think has a bunch of Taco Bells.  (What’s the deal with Ibiza anyway?  It’s mentioned in like every rap song these days.)  So instead of an Eminem song about murder subtly titled “Murder” I went with a video of a hot chick doing hot chick stuff after she decides that her job sucks.  Also, the song is cool and I need to get some benefit out of my exposure to Sirius channel 51.  I briefly considered Penguin Prison, then went to look at the video and – I swear to God – it was a f*cking Occupy Wall Street thing!  F*ck that sh*t, I was probably close to being effigied in that video (don’t know if effigy can be used as a verb, spellcheck does not like).

 

4.  “Gone” – Kanye West

 

This one is a little problematic in that Kanye drops what seems like a nice T-Bell reference in a pretty sweet song, but then immediately fouls it up by referencing his friend getting fired for stealing churros.  In my fairly extensive personal history with The Bell, I’ve never known them to serve churros – and I was there during the shredded beef enchilada rollout of 1985 (caution: boiling bags of beef may be warm to the touch.)

 

3.  “Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell” – Das Racist

The YUM Brands double shout-out!  Unfortunately for the splendidly-named Das Racist, this may be the worst song anyone has ever heard.  Ever.  (I read a story about a prop bet in poker where the loser had to listen to this song on repeat for a month; seems like chemical castration might’ve been more humane.)

 

 

2.  “Glamorous” – Fergie

Fergie spares us the meth and keeps it real with that raw-as-hell drive through experience.  Bonus props for also using spelling in this song!  I love educational songs.  Props for the sweet Mustang, but negative props for failing to bring “flossy” into the general lexicon.  (General Lexicon sounds like the possible villain in the Superman reboot.)

 

 

1.  “My Posse’s On Broadway” – Sir Mixalot

Before he became kind of a novelty rapper, Sir Mix-A-Lot was pretty well-respected MC, purveyor of mink coats and f*cking liar for making Seattle look anything other than dreadful.  Extra credit here for actually going to a real Taco Bell, even though it was closed.  The most impressive part of this video and song?  That Kid Sensation dropped a twenty, and didn’t even miss it.

 

Back to work on that other post,

Chilly17

Lyrics Examined: “Right There”

Lyrics Examined: “Right There”


Nicole - Feel free to grab a cheeseburger at the poolside bar

 

The title of this post is a little misleading – I was originally just gonna take a look at the (undoubtedly meaningful and metaphorical) lyrics to the song “Right There.”  Then I watched the video, which led to even more questions.  So now this is more of a “Five Questions for the People Behind “Right There” the Song and “Right There” the Video” deal.

 Let me get it out of the way upfront that I like this song.  (It is a pretty well-established fact that I have the musical taste of a twelve year old girl.  My musical palate is as unsophisticated as my er, culinary palate.  And I love autotune.  Sue me.  Not everybody has to be into obscure bands that everyone starts to hate because they “sold out” by having a song tastefully placed in a Lexus commercial.)  It is a pretty melodic tune to like vacuum to or whatever.  I have rarely had lyrics speak to me – other than the philanthropical verses of Lady Gaga – so I generally pay little attention.  But this became a little bit of a special situation.

 
The amazing and deep lyrics, in their entirety:

 

Come here baby eh be my baby

Eh be my baby oh oh oh
Come here baby put your hands on my body
Hands on my body oh oh oh
Right there keep it right there
I love when you put it right there yeah
Oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh
Yeah yeah

Me like the way that you hold my body
Me like the way that you touch my body
Me like the way that you kiss my yeah yeah yeah yeah me like it
Me like the way that he put it on me
Me like the way that he push up on me
Me like the way that he goin’ down down down down down
Down down down down down

I aint never gonna let no girl take him from me
Never gonna let no girl steal him from me
Never gonna let no girl get that close now
I tell’em hey hey your’e too close now

CHORUS:
Come here baby eh be my baby
Eh be my baby oh oh oh
Come here baby put your hands on my body
Hands on my body oh oh oh
Right there keep it right there
I love when you put it right there yeah
Oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh
Yeah yeah

I like the way that you talk dirty
Don’t wash your mouth out I like it dirty
You like to please yeah I like that yeah yeah yeah yeah me like it
I like the way that you keep me coming
Yeah yeah you so good you had me running
Me like the way that he goin’ down down down down down
Down down down down down

No I ain’t never gonna let no girl take him from me
Never gonna let no girl steal him from me
Never gonna let a girl get that close now
I tell’em hey hey you’re too close now

CHORUS:
Come here baby eh be my baby
Eh be my baby oh oh oh

Come here baby put your hands on my body
Hands on my body oh oh oh
Right there keep it right there
I love it when you put it right there yeah
Oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh
Yeah yeah

Do he know how to work it?
he got that got that
Put it on you work it
he got that got that
Do you real good for your lay it down good for you yeah
He got that got that
All my girls if your man put it down let me hear you say yeah
All my ladies if you man put it down let me hear you say yeah
Do he work that? How like you like that?
When he throw the bone attcha do you bite back?
Say yeah all my girls say yeah
If he makes you feel good

CHORUS:
Come here baby eh be my baby
Eh be my baby oh oh oh
Come here baby put your hands on my body
Hands on my body oh oh oh
Right there keep it right there
I love when you put it right there yeah
Oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh
Yeah yeah

Come here baby come be my baby
Come be my baby oh oh oh
Come here baby put your hands on my body
Put your hands on my body like yeah
Right there keep it right there
I love when you love me say yeah oh oh oh

CHORUS:
Come here baby eh be my baby
Eh be my baby oh oh oh
Come here baby put your hands on my body
Hands on my body oh oh oh
Right there keep it right there
I love it when you put it right there yeah
Oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh
Yeah yeah

 

Five Questions for Nicole Scherzinger, James Scheffer, Ester Dean, Frank Romano, Daniel Morris and Anybody Else Creatively Responsible for “Right There” and its Video

 

1.  For the songwriters – James Scheffer, Ester Dean, Frank Romano and Daniel Morris, according to some random website that is probably pretty inaccurate – what the f*ck is up with the first person pronouns here??  “Me” when it should be “I” then back to correct usage, then back to “me” – they’re both one syllable, so doesn’t seem like it would trip up any tricky pentameter schemes here.  Is “me” inherently sexier than “I” or something?  Is she supposed to be channeling Cookie Monster or somebody?  I don’t quite get it.

2.  Also for the songwriters –  This shit took four of you to write?

3.  For everybody involved, could you please make the sex metaphors a little more straightforward? These are pretty lacking – on a scale of one to Ready For The World – these fall a Jheri-curl or two short of the mark.  That “put it on me, push up on me” business has me pondering whether the guy is putting on her bra instead of the more standard removing her clothes during “put it right there” type situations.  Then she’s celebrating when her man “puts it down” – which sounds more like a remix of every 1980s female comic’s bit about their man’s toilet seat habits than a sultry call to get busy (or put on clothes, who knows what’s really going on here).

Color them unimpressed - lyrics like "I'm so deep inside of you girl" required little examination

 

4.  Is this really how you protect your territory?  I appreciate that some time was taken to establish that Nicole is pretty protective of her man – although it’s somewhat indeterminate as to whether it’s sexual prowess or just that he religiously puts down the toilet seat; the first twenty lines of lyrics establish this fondness and suggest that she’ll be fiercely protective of her territory.  No telling what she’s f*cking likely to do if some girl threatens to “steal him from me, take him from me”?  She’s probably gonna shoot a bitch, right?  Pull some hair at a minimum?  How about politely telling her “you’re too close now.”  That’s not gangsta, that’s after-school speciala.

5.  Was 50 Cent cast in the video only because they realized they probably needed to put a dude in it somewhere?  The video is hilarious; 50 Cent has less chemistry with Scherzinger than my coffee table does with the stack of Chipotle napkins that I put down, down, down on it.  And for all the talk about how her man is touching her, the video is completely devoid of that – at one point, 50 Cent did get pretty near her, but I believe her parka prevented actual contact.  For a song that is ostensibly about a guy touching a girl, the video medium show’s zero physical contact – mostly it’s just girls in some weird looking combination of swim/outerwear dancing around with bizarre ponytails and shit.  Makes me strangely nostalgic for I miss the Pussycat Dolls (which is kind of weird, because everytime I see their founder on SYTCD it causes me to have PTSD-type symptoms for a couple days).

 




 

Later,

Chilly17

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