The posting schedule will be a little erratic over the holidays….something will happen, but not sure when….coming back strong for the new year though, that’s fo sho….gonna be in Tunica, MS for a day or two and some old school homies are gonna try and make the trip….good times in the offing…
Tunica Update #1 – Played craps for about an hour, up $1600. Passed on the alcohol given significant consumption the previous four days – seems there’s a high correlation between drinking and fun/yelling. My boy JG is getting in later tonight, should be good times, will try not to lose it all before he gets here (but family obligations should hopefully help prevent that).
Christmas fact: I have not been in a retail store in December. It’s the thought that counts, and I think everyone really prefers cash.
Tunica Update #2 – Predictably, I started losing my ass on day two. Even the arrival of JG and my dad manning up big time to stay awake past midnight didn’t aid my cause. Then, at 4:15 AM, a college kid in a fleece sweater managed a sweet 45 minute roll, coincident with my pumping up my bets. Made a fat stack. I am done with casinos for 1 year and 1 week. No casino gaming in 2010, so burned out. SO thinks i’m not serious. She is incorrect. Good to have my last session be a fat upswing, I will enjoy the hiatus.
I get a lot of questions about this website, but the biggest mystery to new readers is: who/what is top poster dicksukha#1? Mystery resolved: the name/avatar dicksukha#1 is an homage to this person. This is questionably safe for work – cartoonish tattoo nudity (with apparent happy ending) is involved, as well as poor use of the number sign convention. While our poster is not completely true to the stylistic spelling of the original (who I suspect does not have regular internet access and is thus unlikely to post here regularly), he does capture her/(his?) spirit as well as her/his lifelong interest in hockey. So if your work (or spouse?) is opposed to cartoonish tattoo nudity, hold off. But it is, without question, hilarious. And spiky. So I recommend clicking if you need like a 30-second-minimum improvement to your day.
This photo leads to a lot of other questions, obviously. Who was Jerry? Was the need to obscure the original, ill-fated breast tattoo so great that she (he?) had to get anatomical over THE CENTER OF HER (HIS?) CHEST? Who’s 2#dicksucka? Was this a legitimate contest? Who sanctioned it? Was it an NCAA event? Was there an option of a trophy or medal instead of a large center-of-the-chest tattoo? Assuming this is a lady, how does the tat affect her ability to wear a low cut cocktail dress to an important social event? (Obviously such strong credentials could boost social standing as well) There are tons of questions, these are only the tip – which would still be visible wearing most non-puritan clothing…
1#DS, I salute you. Also – how was this contest scored? I assume an international panel of judges? Seems like a very subjective sport….
Real post coming Thursday, couldn’t let this wait though – too topical,
The Atlantis dice tables are handing me my ass….but this vacation has been awesome…my boy xmashangover played blackjack with derrick ward – only one of his (and his gf’s) favorite NY Giants (side note: I hate the fucking Giants). Then later Maria Bartiromo sat down at his table…nobody famous hanging at the craps tables, unfortunately…
Might be coming back tomorrow, or might stay an extra day or two, who knows? Anyway, will be back with more nonsense shortly.