As potentially your only subscriber, I would like to make suggestions on how to make it easier to start/increase your wasted potentialz cult readership.
1) categories for your blog are nice but you need a chronological list of all your posts too. (see below)
2) the other day i thought, “i really need to read that post about foot modeling.” so i clicked on the link “potential new careers” and the only thing that came up was about being a burrito/spaghetti street vendor. wtf? why do the category links only lead you to the latest post for a particular category?
3) what’s up with the search function? the other day my friend was talking about getting a new tie and i, your loyal reader, suggested that he read your post about ties. so having no luck with finding posts through categories (or chronologically for that matter), i used the search bar. i typed in “ties” and got “Crappy Jobs I’ve Had: Donut Cook (Part II)” as the search result. uh, again, WTF?
seriously, if i’m going to use your blog as my bible self-help guide to life and introduce others to your teachings the fundamentals, i need to be able to navigate.
Thanks, RB. I actually have dozens of subscribers (ok, barely plural but so what)….I will look into the archive issue, I have trusted that the geniuses at wordpress have set up something foolproof. Thanks for pointing this out, you are the best
RB – Check out the new archives page, will resolve some of the issues. I’m not certain why my Wordpress template does search and archives only chronologically – means you have to scroll through everything using the “older” button at the bottom of the page. Since I mention ties in about every posting apparently, causes one to have to sift through everything when looking for the genius that is tierarchy.
Chilly
I’d like to suggest adding an “ask Chilly” section to the blog. I can see myself and others asking questions and seeking advice with you providing answers and commentary. With your background, you are uniquely qualifed to dispense advice.
Strong point, TZilla. Let me give some thought to exactly how to work through this. It won’t be as immediate as adding archives, but this is a solid idea.
I think you’d be great at running your own Reality TV production company. Lets call it C17. Here is my first suggestion for a new show:
Hot Chicks and Homeless Rick (A cross between “The Bachelor”, “Average Joe”, and “Rock of Love”)
20 women compete for the love of a man named Richard who they think is super wealthy. In actuality, Rick is a homeless dude (probably named Smitty). The setting is a mansion in California and the women are all hot, young, aspiring actresses.
The rules:
1) The women must not use sex to win the competition. They all sign agreements to not sleep with Rick.
2) Rick wins money ($10,000) for each girl he sleeps with.
3) Rick sends one women home each week. At each elimination session he berates the women for not being physical enough or sexy enough (adding to the pressure to sleep with him).
4) Rick has one “save” where he can allow a one night only “extra chance” to win his love to a recently eliminated contestant.
5) The contests for immunity each week are all centered on sex and debauchery. Stripper pole contests, jello wrestling, lap dance competition, etc.
In the end, Rick selects the final girl as the winner and reveals that he is in fact, homeless.
Chilly
I know this blog is free, but I really need some more content. I’d like to fill at least an hour a day reading your posts. I guess I’ll have to move on to my second favorite site – hot chicks with douchebags.
Maybe later, I am a little burned out on gambling at the moment. Focusing most of my energy on my trading strategies, which is completely unlike gambling. I just ran some IRRs on possible outcomes for one of my positions that I like. First scenario I looked at has a sweet 6% IRR to Jan 2011. That’s awesome; definitely the road to riches.
#15 by
chilly17
on September 17th, 2009 - 12:39 pm
Hmmmm…..smells like a Dark Knight….or member of Knights Out….will be back with some new sh*t soon, trying to hook up a reunion of 1988 T-Bell colleagues…will be EPIC….
Will be working on it later, planning my fall vacation (which might encompass most of nov/dec)…and just went to spinning class, so might vomit in the near-term…
I’d like to know why guys like Jordan, Bryant, Woods or any successful young athlete/business mogul/political giant gets married.
Why settle for one when they can have multiple girls. Don’t tell me they want to, because they all cheat anyway. Divorce is a lot more expensive than breaking up with a girfriend or baby momma. I think guys like Lil Wayne and Derek Jeter have the right idea.
The Tiger story to me is so boring, is it that surprising? The great part is that she fucking tuned him up with a 3 iron; I thought scandinavians were peaceniks?
It makes zero sense for them to ever get married, I assume they do it so they can churn out some kids. Those turn into some pretty expensive offspring – Jordan’s divorce allegedly ran him $150 million. If Elin leaves, it will prob cost Tiger more than that…they are morons…
#1 by Dicksuckha1# on March 10th, 2009 - 11:54 pm
Chilly, what gives? no post today? you’re unemployed for f%cksakes… let’s go b%tch…write, write, write… tell us a story
#2 by Railbird on April 28th, 2009 - 5:41 pm
As potentially your only subscriber, I would like to make suggestions on how to make it easier to start/increase your wasted potentialz
cultreadership.1) categories for your blog are nice but you need a chronological list of all your posts too. (see below)
2) the other day i thought, “i really need to read that post about foot modeling.” so i clicked on the link “potential new careers” and the only thing that came up was about being a burrito/spaghetti street vendor. wtf? why do the category links only lead you to the latest post for a particular category?
3) what’s up with the search function? the other day my friend was talking about getting a new tie and i, your loyal reader, suggested that he read your post about ties. so having no luck with finding posts through categories (or chronologically for that matter), i used the search bar. i typed in “ties” and got “Crappy Jobs I’ve Had: Donut Cook (Part II)” as the search result. uh, again, WTF?
seriously, if i’m going to use your blog as my
bibleself-help guide to life and introduce others toyour teachingsthe fundamentals, i need to be able to navigate.#3 by chilly17 on April 28th, 2009 - 7:17 pm
Thanks, RB. I actually have dozens of subscribers (ok, barely plural but so what)….I will look into the archive issue, I have trusted that the geniuses at wordpress have set up something foolproof. Thanks for pointing this out, you are the best
#4 by chilly17 on April 28th, 2009 - 8:48 pm
RB – Check out the new archives page, will resolve some of the issues. I’m not certain why my Wordpress template does search and archives only chronologically – means you have to scroll through everything using the “older” button at the bottom of the page. Since I mention ties in about every posting apparently, causes one to have to sift through everything when looking for the genius that is tierarchy.
#5 by Tdiddy on May 13th, 2009 - 4:17 pm
Chilly
I’d like to suggest adding an “ask Chilly” section to the blog. I can see myself and others asking questions and seeking advice with you providing answers and commentary. With your background, you are uniquely qualifed to dispense advice.
#6 by chilly17 on May 13th, 2009 - 5:05 pm
Strong point, TZilla. Let me give some thought to exactly how to work through this. It won’t be as immediate as adding archives, but this is a solid idea.
#7 by Tdiddy on May 15th, 2009 - 9:24 am
Chilly
I think you’d be great at running your own Reality TV production company. Lets call it C17. Here is my first suggestion for a new show:
Hot Chicks and Homeless Rick (A cross between “The Bachelor”, “Average Joe”, and “Rock of Love”)
20 women compete for the love of a man named Richard who they think is super wealthy. In actuality, Rick is a homeless dude (probably named Smitty). The setting is a mansion in California and the women are all hot, young, aspiring actresses.
The rules:
1) The women must not use sex to win the competition. They all sign agreements to not sleep with Rick.
2) Rick wins money ($10,000) for each girl he sleeps with.
3) Rick sends one women home each week. At each elimination session he berates the women for not being physical enough or sexy enough (adding to the pressure to sleep with him).
4) Rick has one “save” where he can allow a one night only “extra chance” to win his love to a recently eliminated contestant.
5) The contests for immunity each week are all centered on sex and debauchery. Stripper pole contests, jello wrestling, lap dance competition, etc.
In the end, Rick selects the final girl as the winner and reveals that he is in fact, homeless.
#8 by chilly17 on May 15th, 2009 - 1:19 pm
This might be the greatest idea I have ever seen. Wow.
#9 by TDiddy on May 26th, 2009 - 9:44 am
Chilly
I know this blog is free, but I really need some more content. I’d like to fill at least an hour a day reading your posts. I guess I’ll have to move on to my second favorite site – hot chicks with douchebags.
#10 by TDiddy on May 26th, 2009 - 9:46 am
My corporate IT department just blocked the hot chicks with douchebags link. I guess I’ll have to go steal some office supplies.
#11 by chilly17 on May 26th, 2009 - 11:39 am
you’ll have a post later today….it will explain why i’m a little light to start the week. enjoy the paper clips
#12 by TDiddy on May 27th, 2009 - 12:01 pm
Your blog is inspiring me to quit my job and take up gambling (not sure if that was the intended effect). How about a post on your strategy for craps?
#13 by chilly17 on May 27th, 2009 - 12:14 pm
Maybe later, I am a little burned out on gambling at the moment. Focusing most of my energy on my trading strategies, which is completely unlike gambling. I just ran some IRRs on possible outcomes for one of my positions that I like. First scenario I looked at has a sweet 6% IRR to Jan 2011. That’s awesome; definitely the road to riches.
#14 by navysucks on September 17th, 2009 - 11:06 am
Hey Chilly, how about adding a new post when you get out of rehab?
#15 by chilly17 on September 17th, 2009 - 12:39 pm
Hmmmm…..smells like a Dark Knight….or member of Knights Out….will be back with some new sh*t soon, trying to hook up a reunion of 1988 T-Bell colleagues…will be EPIC….
#16 by Ala on October 5th, 2009 - 7:42 pm
No post today??
#17 by chilly17 on October 5th, 2009 - 8:34 pm
Will be working on it later, planning my fall vacation (which might encompass most of nov/dec)…and just went to spinning class, so might vomit in the near-term…
#18 by TDiddy on December 3rd, 2009 - 11:08 am
Hey – how about a post on Tiger?
I’d like to know why guys like Jordan, Bryant, Woods or any successful young athlete/business mogul/political giant gets married.
Why settle for one when they can have multiple girls. Don’t tell me they want to, because they all cheat anyway. Divorce is a lot more expensive than breaking up with a girfriend or baby momma. I think guys like Lil Wayne and Derek Jeter have the right idea.
#19 by chilly17 on December 3rd, 2009 - 11:36 am
The Tiger story to me is so boring, is it that surprising? The great part is that she fucking tuned him up with a 3 iron; I thought scandinavians were peaceniks?
It makes zero sense for them to ever get married, I assume they do it so they can churn out some kids. Those turn into some pretty expensive offspring – Jordan’s divorce allegedly ran him $150 million. If Elin leaves, it will prob cost Tiger more than that…they are morons…